This is the best HP quote of all time:
Ginny: You think people had better things to gossip about, 3 Dementor attacks in a week and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattoed across your chest.
Hermione and Ron: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: What did you tell her?
Ginny: I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail; much more macho.
Harry: Thanks. And what did you tell her Ron's got?
Ginny: A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where.
Hermione: Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: Watch it. Just because I've given you my permission doesn't mean I can't withdraw it-
Ginny: Your permission. Since when did you give me permission to do anything? Anyway, you said it yourself you'd rather it was Harry than Micheal or Dean.
Ron: Yeah, I would. And just as long as you don't start snogging eachother in public-
Ginny: You filthy hypocrite! What about you and Lavender, thrashing around like a pair of eels all over the place?
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